Saturday, November 19, 2005


I don't agree with any of these...

I only lifted six of these from Trucker Bob (In The Driver's Seat). Trucker Bob had several other jokes to enjoy, besides these. Apparently, Jude (Sunflower) sent these to him. Jude's blog has some very funny cartoons on her Thursday, Nov. 17th post.

Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.

Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung?
A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose..

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after Mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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