Sunday, December 04, 2005


Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

Update: Hey, wait a minute. I received this as an E-mail. I'm not making this up... however, after re-reading, it might not be from the CDC. I already disposed of the E-mail, so can't go back and check!

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