Sunday, September 10, 2006
Been to church and back.
Don't Get Caught On The Toilet When Jesus Comes Back!
...That is why a man who touches his devil snake while urinating is damned to an everlasting Hell. Some lazy housewives complain about the mess when their husband doesn't guide his privates while eliminating liquid waste, but I would much rather have to sponge off a plastic toilet seat or silk flower arrangement over the tank four times a day than spend eternity without my Christian husband in Glory...I don't think I want any male using my bathroom if he's not going to guide his privates while eliminating liquid waste! Fellas, if you're coming to my house, and have to urinate, you're going to hell!
...Jesus is not going to accept any silly excuses. He is not a liberal, nor is He a scientist or modern doctor! He is the Son of God, and his favorite remedy for curing everything is to burn everyone who doesn't do exactly what He commands, IN HELL. Dear Friends, Jesus is no respector of sin. Whether it's masturbating, fornicating, voting democratic in a national election, or even murdering someone, it's all the same in the eyes of God!...Well! Now we know how we're supposed to be voting. Funny stuff!
