Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Stamps and Riddles...
The other day, I stopped at the post office and asked for some stamps. The kind gentleman at the counter handed me the book to look through. I picked this sheet. Isn't it beautiful? I don't know if I want to use them, though. *********************************************
A friend shared the following riddles with me. I got a laugh from reading one or two... or maybe all, of them:
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a redneck zoo and a non-redneck zoo?
A redneck zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
What's the difference between a librarian telling a fairytale and Oldwhitelady telling a fairytale?
The librarian starts her/his fairytale, "Once upon a time..."
Oldwhitelady begins her fairytale, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
