It's morning somewhere

The beautiful Lady Fortuna sits solo in this picture!

This link is really good - Gorbeh - Persian Cat - Cat Jokes - Cat Humor. I enjoyed the following Cat Translations:

rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

mioawmioaw Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.

Here is one of the Cat Rules that are on the same page:

BARF.... If you have to throw up, get to a bed quickly. Barf in the middle of the quilt, preferably a good thick one that doesn't fit in the washer. It will give the human a chance to go to a Laundromat and spend more money. Add this cost to the total you're already costing them. It makes you feel treasured and expensive. If you cannot manage to get to a quilter, try a chair or an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human's bare foot. Move around as much as possible to leave a glob, here, there and everywhere. Stand back and watch your mistress gag and swear while she tries to clean it up.

From Cat's New Year's Resolutions, I found the following. I'm sure my kitties didn't make this resolution, because they still do it!:

We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any human's bed while they're trying to sleep.

So, the other morning, the wake-up alarms blared to wake me. I hit snooze...several times. Rocky Girl got up on the curtain rod and jumped down, bellyflopping on my face. Wow, did that wake me up! Luckily no claws were used in that trick.

Happy Friday! As always, check out the wonderful animal pictures linked for Friday Ark at The Modulator.

Labels: Friday Cat Blogging, funnies, Lady Fortuna