It's morning somewhere

Lady Fortuna is such a good kitty. She said to me, "I'm ready to go see my personal physician".

I replied, "it's too bad you don't have an appointment."

I could hear her say, as she giggled and smirked, "I mew that!"

Happy Friday! As always, check out the wonderful animal pictures linked for Friday Ark at The Modulator.

Labels: Friday Cat Blogging, Lady Fortuna

Cotton thinks he could be a great comedian. He tried to warm up the crowd with a couple jokes.

Then he asked his favorite riddle, "what is a cat's way of keeping law & order?"

The other cats ignored him.

Cotton answered his own question, "Claw Enforcement! Meowha ha ha."

The other cats ignored him.

Happy Friday! As always, check out the wonderful animal pictures linked for Friday Ark at The Modulator.

**Cotton finds all his material at the Cat Jokes page.

Labels: Cotton, Lady Fortuna, Rocky Girl, Sgt Mango

Do not delete this letter. It is a good luck letter blessed by the good-luck-black-cat-of-lucre.

I know what you're thinking. No, this is NOT the blue bird of happiness letter. That one has a blue bird on it.

As you can see, the picture, embedded in this letter, shows the good-luck-black-cat-of-lucre. Also, as you can see, she is a beautiful charm. All you have to do is forward this letter on:


* to 666 people
* within 13 minutes of receiving it

and you will receive good luck in lucrative pursuits.

Let me explain some examples to you.

Anna Change, from Copper, MO, sent this E-mail on ...and the very same day, she stopped to gas up at the local Quik Trip store. As she was walking to the entrance, she spied TWO! pennies on the ground! She picked them up and put them in her pocket.

Terrance Bouncin, from Broken Shok, KS, sent this E-mail on. That very same day, he had the mechanics work on his car. The estimate to fix his car was $500.00. When he got there, they told him his bill was only $495.00!

Yes, good things come when you forward this good-luck-black-cat-of-lucre E-mail.

Shelly Scratchin, from Itchins, SD, forwarded the E-mail, as directed, and stopped at a Breaktime store. She went in and purchased $25.00 worth of scratcher lottery tickets. She received 4 $5.00 tickets and 5 $1.00 tickets. She went back to her car and started scratching. She didn't win anything on the $5.00 tickets, but when she scratched off the $1.00 tickets, she ended up with the prizes of a ticket, and $2.00! Just think... If she hadn't forwarded this letter on, she probably wouldn't have scratched any winners!

Oh... Poor, poor Dorothy Mudpies, of UpaCrik, TN, didn't forward her E-mail on. Instead, she deleted it! That very same day, she decided to go grocery shopping. She grabbed up her coupons, and drove to the store. As she got out of her car, she dropped her grocery coupons right splat into a mud puddle! She carefully picked them up, but a wind was blowing, and the coupons blew right out of her hand! They flew across the grocery parking lot. An on-duty police person happened to see them flying by. Dorothy was given a lecture about littering!...And, possibly, all because she didn't forward the E-mail as directed!

Please do not delete. Forward this letter to 666 people, within 13 minutes, and your good luck will start to happen...

< smirk>Well, it doesn't hurt to try...

The hell it doesn't!< /smirk>

**After receiving one too many chain letters, this letter was written, tongue in cheek, to forward on to the culprits filling the writer's E-mail basket.

Labels: other cats, stupid chain letters

As I was walking along, I noticed Rocky-the-flying-squirrel in the tree. I asked Rocky-the-flying-squirrel what he thought of the presidential race. He thought it was just plain sad that a good candidate, like Bill Richardson, dropped out. I had to agree.

We then discussed comics. I told Rocky-the-flying-squirrel I liked his films with the moose. He told me that they were fun to make. He explained the moose isn't the brightest star in the sky, but he is awfully kind. He always shares his wine and cheese sandwiches.

We discussed many things this day. We talked about the comic strip, "Maxine". Neither of us care for it. We don't much care for "The Lockhorns", either. We think there's too much meanness in the world, already. "Maxine" needs an attitude adjustment and "The Lockhorns" need to change marriage counselors...or get a divorce already. That continual bickering and poking nastiness at each other is hell.

I've noticed an increase in television advertisements that show people making uncalled for comments about each other...You know, putting each other down. Rocky-the-flying-squirrel hadn't seen any, recently. He doesn't watch much television. Another thing we agreed on is that tv advertisements need to show more kittens, puppies and squirrels. At least they usually keep their negative comments to themselves...and they're cute. They make most viewers smile.

The fabulous furry five (not that they're not fabulous; I don't feel like getting sued by The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers) wanted to let you know that at least one of them will be starring, next week, in the usual Friday Cat Blogging post.

Happy Friday! As always, check out the wonderful animal pictures linked for Friday Ark at The Modulator.

Labels: Friday Cat Blogging, squirrel

As you can see by the photo, Franklin enjoys SNL. Franklin might not have laughed, but I swear I saw his whiskers move up and down when an amusing skit played. The problem with this particular show is that it showed bits and pieces of the skits, but not the whole thing.

We always enjoyed the Celebrity Jeopardy skits. Especially when they had Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) on as a contestant. Another favorite was Cheri Oteri as Colette Reardon. The bit they showed was of Reardon at the pharmacy, her lipstick all mussed because her hands are too jittery to paint it on properly. She had blue eye shadow on one eye, and she was unsteady in talk and stance. I don't know why we find Reardon so funny. If we saw someone like that in real life, it wouldn't be funny at all...

Happy Friday! As always, check out the wonderful animal pictures linked for Friday Ark at The Modulator.

Labels: Friday Cat Blogging, other cats, SNL

I never thought I would have to advertise on my blog, but it turns out blogging doesn't make any money. After careful consideration, I checked with the pet supply companies and found the perfect item to push. The Deluxe Animal Warmer X5000 is now being showcased. Here's the blurb from the company brochure:

Our scientists have worked long and hard to create the perfect item. It's a soft, pliant, warming machine that allows your pets to contentedly nap while you are busy working. All you have to do is plug it in. As you can see, our three animal models, shown, are enjoying their Deluxe Animal Warmer X5000. Why not give your pets one of our fabulous Deluxe Animal Warmer X5000s? Aren't your pets worth it?

Specialty features:
* base and the actual warming unit come in a variety of colors.
* comes with or without the scratches on the base.
* top of the warming unit can feature your pet as a snuggly, soft, stuffed animal.

So many options, so many choices. It's unbelievable. Order your Deluxe Animal Warmer X5000 now!

Labels: other cats